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12 Hilarious Jokes Kids Will Love

Posted by Samantha Severo on

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It's no secret that kids love to laugh. Heck, us grown-ups certainly do too!

I'd have to say one of the best feelings in the world is making someone else laugh, knowing I'm making their day even just a little bit better. I'm not much of a jokester though so when it comes to telling kids silly jokes to laugh at I go to the one place I know I can get help: the internet.

If you are like me and have some trouble making up your own jokes or would like some inspiration, here is a list of 12 hilarious ones to share with your kids.

Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
“Where is popcorn?”

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves.

What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing. Bananas can’t talk!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.

How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie in it.

What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese.

Why did the girl throw a stick of butter?
She wanted to see a butterfly!

How do you fix a damage jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.

What do witches ask for at hotels?
Broom service!

What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!

What do you call a witch who lives on a beach?
A sand-witch.

Truth be told, some of these made me chuckle. There is just something about the simplicity and innocence of kids jokes that make them so enjoyable.

For even more hilarious kid jokes, click here.

Do you have any hilarious kid jokes to share? 

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